Paris Hilton May Be Sliving for Two

A chef! And maybe … a mother? Photo: KIT KARZEN/NETFLIX

The aughts are back, baby! Bennifer is together once again. Britney Spears is getting some long-overdue support. And now, we’re at the dawn of a new Paris Hilton era. On Tuesday, Netflix dropped the trailer for Hilton’s forthcoming cooking show, Cooking With Paris. The same day, “Page Six” reported that Hilton is reportedly pregnant with her first child. If true, she would be sliving — Paris-speak for “slaying and living” — for two.

Although Hilton has yet to confirm the pregnancy, her Netflix series is very much happening. In the newly released trailer for Cooking With Paris, we see the titular host in the kitchen cooking or at least giving it her very best try. She’s making burgers with a bedazzled spatula. She’s whisking while wearing rhinestone-encrusted fingerless gloves. She’s asking the big questions, like “What is ‘zest lemon’?” and “What’s a tong?” and even “What is a toe-ma-tilio?” (I’m assuming she’s talking about tomatillos.) “I’m a natural,” she says in her signature vocal fry. Yes, Paris. Yes, you are.

Inspired by her viral YouTube series, each of the show’s six episodes will feature some of Hilton’s friends–sous chefs, including Kim Kardashian West, Nikki Glaser, Demi Lovato, Saweetie, Lele Pons, Kathy Hilton, and Nicky Hilton. Notably missing from the lineup is fellow Simple Life alum Nicole Richie; I’m guessing that means we won’t get a reprise of their signature hit, “Sanasa.” Though Hilton does hum a little song as she’s eating with Kim Kardashian, so I’ll take what I can get.

Okay, on to her other child, the human one: Hilton — who is somehow 40?! Help! What is time!? — has previously spoken about undergoing IVF and how she hopes to have three or four children with her fiancé, Carter Reum, potentially including twins. Again, Hilton hasn’t yet confirmed whether she’s pregnant, but if she is, she’ll presumably have even more reason to cook some bonkers meals.

You can watch Cooking With Paris on Netflix starting Wednesday, August 4. And you can watch to see if Paris Hilton has a child later this year??